SOMEWHAT SPOOKY CANDY APPLES (FOR APPLES ANYWAY)

Recipes and photos courtesy of Mattbites

Photo by Matt Armendariz

This weekend, as you know, is Halloween. The one day of the year when it’s okay for guys to dress like the Joker and for girls to dress like some form of stripper. Might be a nurse stripper…might be a devil stripper…probably a Kate Gosselin stripper or two. The only certainty is that candy will be consumed! Unless you’re over 8 years old. Then it’s most likely alcohol.

In the spirit of this fine celebration, here’s a great recipe, and some great photos, for Halloween candy apples from Adam and Matt over at Mattbites.

Candy apples remind me of losing my fillings as a child. Soooo dangerous, but so delicious. I think I may be ready to digress a couple of decades and give these a shot.

Recipe and photos courtesy of Mattbites

Photo by Matt Armendariz

Red & Black Candy Apples (courtesy of Mattbites)

8-10 medium sized apples
8-10 wooden twigs, twimmed
3 cups granulated sugar
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1 cup of water
several drops of cinnamon flavored oil
1/4 teaspoon of red food coloring
1/4 teaspoon of black food coloring

Clean and dry the apples. Try to remove as much of the wax as possible. If you purchase them from your local farmer’s market then chances are they have not been treated with the food grade wax that makes then shine. Remove any stems or leaves and insert a twig into the end of each apple. Sharpen the end of the twig if necessary, but only under child supervision. Set apples aside.

Heat and stir sugar, corn syrup and water in a saucepan until sugar has dissolved. Boil until the syrup reaches 300 degrees on a candy thermometer. Don’t go over 310 degrees or your candy burns and then you’ll be sad.

Remove from heat and stir in flavored oil and food coloring.

Dip one apple completely in the syrup and swirl it so that it becomes coated with the melted sugar candy. Hold the apple above the saucepan to drain off excess. Place apple, with the stick facing up, onto a baking sheet that’s greased or lined with a silpat. Repeat the process with the remaining apples. If your syrup thickens or cools too much, simply reheat briefly before proceeding. Let the apples cool completely before serving.

You can try eating more than one of these if you think that’s a good idea. Otherwise, you can drop the rest in to some trick-or-treater’s bag.

BOO!

FROZEN GRAPES w CHOCOLATE & CHEESE – THE LAZY DESSERT

Frozen Grapes (14)

Leafing through one of Jamie Oliver’s cookbooks a while back, I saw frozen grapes. Oh. Just perfect Jamie. Bring my world crashing down? Turns out, I’m okay. Did not affect my life in any way except for some good grape eating times.

The consistency of frozen grapes is in the ballpark of a nice sorbet. I find the best grapes to freeze are Muscat and Concord grapes when they’re in season as they both have a nice balance of sweet and tart. The size is also perfect*. They will however most likely have seeds in them.

This is a really nice easy dessert served along with some dark chocolate and good cheese. I like to rinse the grapes off before I put them in the freezer so they have a bit of ice on them. Put them in the freezer for 3 hours or so before you want to eat them.

* As a side note, I’m going to complain. When the f**k did grapes get so big? What happened? Look at these grapes we got the other day! I was full after like 4 grapes. Everyone likes a plump fruit, but I shouldn’t need a knife and fork to get through a grape. I give it a year before I’m posting about some carrot I took down with a tree trimmer.

Frozen Grapes (3)

‘CHAMPAGNE’ RISOTTO w SEARED SEA SCALLOPS

Champagne risotto with asparagus, crispy pancetta, lemon zest and pan seared sea scallops. Delicious.

Although a rice dish, risotto is soooo much more than a side. It’s creamy, comforting texture and it’s ability to hold flavors and ingredients grant risotto admission to my party.

Having missed about 25 good years of risotto eating, I’ve been trying to make up for lost time. In the grand scheme of things, risotto takes a bit more effort than you might be willing to invest for a home cooked meal. But, give it a few goes and you’ll quickly have it down to a science…promise! Once you’ve got the basic technique down, you’ll have a whole new arsenal of dishes to impress your guests (or yourself) with. The possibilities are about as varied as a sandwich.

It’s worth mentioning that risotto IS actually the technique of cooking the rice itself. The rice used is generally Arborio rice.  I say that there is a “technique” to making risotto, because there are a couple of broad strokes that have to be followed each time. In short: sautee your basics (onion, celery, garlic, herbs, etc), stir in the rice, add alcohol (white wine, vermouth, bubbly) and add stock a ladle-full at a time until cooked. The rest is up to you.

I saw a recipe for a Champagne risotto. C’mon. I don’t buy Champagne to drink, let alone to pour in to a pan. I’m in the Prosecco league, at best. If you have the luxury of using Champagne instead, please be my guest, and, let’s hang out. But, add some asparagus, prosciutto and sea scallops and Robin Leach will have your number.

Key ingredients for champagne risotto: arborio rice, chicken stock, celery, shallots, prosecco, parmasean, asparagus, salt, pepper, lemon, pancetta, scallops

‘Champagne’ Risotto with Seared Sea Scallops

4 thin slices prosciutto
3 cups reduced-sodium chicken stock
12 asparagus spears, cut diagonally into 1-inch pieces
1 tbsp olive oil
2 tablespoons unsalted butter, divided
1 shallot, finely chopped
1 stick celery, finely chopped
3/4 cup Arborio rice
3/4 cup Prosecco (vermouth or dry white wine will work as well)
1/4 cup freshly grated Parmesan
sea salt
freshly ground black pepper
zest and juice of 1/2 lemon

4 large sea scallops
1 tsp unsalted butter
1 tsp olive oil
sea salt
freshly ground black pepper

Place the slices of prosciutto on a non-stick baking sheet. Bake about 6 minutes at 350 degrees until the prosciutto is almost completely crisp. Reserve for garnish.

In a saucepan, bring the chicken stock to a boil. Reduce heat to a simmer. Blanch the asparagus in the chicken stock for 2 minutes. Remove the asparagus with a slotted spoon and set aside. Keep the chicken stock at a low simmer.

In another medium saucepan, melt 1 tablespoon of the butter. Add the shallot and celery and sweat over moderate heat until tender, about 6 minutes. You’re not looking to color the veg here, just soften it. Add the Arborio rice and stir to coat. Continue toasting the rice, stirring constantly, for about 5 minutes more.

Add the Champagne, turn up the heat and simmer until the liquid has almost evaporated, about 3 minutes. Add a ladle-full of the simmering broth and stir until almost completely absorbed, about 2 minutes. Continue cooking the rice, adding the broth a ladle at a time, stirring constantly and allowing each addition of broth to absorb before adding the next, until the rice is tender but still firm to the bite and the mixture is creamy, about 20 minutes total. Remove from the heat. Gently stir in the asparagus, remaining butter, Parmesan, salt, and pepper. Put a lid on the pan and leave the risotto to rest for a minute.

Meanwhile, heat a cast iron pan (or any heavy bottom pan) to high heat and add the butter and oil. Salt and pepper the scallops. Once the pan just begins to smoke, add the scallops and sear on each side for 1 1/2 minutes, until you have a golden crust on each side, but the center is transleuscent.

Spoon the risotto into serving dishes and drizzle with olive oil and lemon zest. Break up the crisp prosciutto into smaller pieces and scatter over the top of the risotto. Top with seared scallops.

Goodnight sweetheart.